How Evil are YOU?
MortifiedHow it works:
Look over the list and mark an ‘X’ or whatever letter you like by the statement that mostly matches up with you. At the end of the quiz, add up the ‘true’ statements (each statement is worth different points depending on which section they were in) and compare your score to the comparison list to see how you rank! And then go forth and tag as many people as you want! This is a test to see how evil you are isn’t it?So here is the list with my answers:
JUST PLAIN ANNOYING. Each ‘true’ statement is worth 1 point
[] Red and black are your favorite colors.
[] You tag everyone you know on DA every time you get tagged for stuff similar to this.
[] You really like to play ‘Devil’s Advocate’ in arguments/discussions with others.
[] You cheer for the bad guys in horror films.
[] Instead of having a ‘Jesus Fish’decal on your car, you have a fish with tentacles that says ‘Cthulhu’.
[] You know everyone’s’ lines by heart in the ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’.
[] You are wondering when they are going to make ‘Friday the 13th: The Musical’
[] You say things intentionally that makes people wonder about your sanity.
[] You are excessively cheerful in the mornings and drive the speed limit during rush hour traffic just to piss people off.
[] If you carpool, do you intentionally play music that annoys the crap out of your fellow travelers?
MINOR EVILS. Each ‘true’ statement is worth 2 points.
[] Inflicting a little pain on others during the day helps you sleep better at nights.
[] You eat the last piece of pizza/ drink the last beer from the fridge without asking anyone if they want any.
[] Car turning signals? What are those?
[] You like telling little kids that Barney was brutally murdered by Big Bird.
[] Rolling peoples yards is a Halloween tradition for you.
[] You drive by churches during service on Sunday mornings with the radio blasting heavy metal/Goth/whatever music.
[] You see the Emperor in ‘Star Wars’ as a role model.
[] You like telling people that your last Halloween party was a flop because you couldn’t find any virgins to sacrifice.
[] You think the difference between good and evil is not getting caught.
[] You intentionally leave the toilet seat up after you use the bathroom.
GREATER EVILS: Each ‘true’ statement is worth 5 points.
[] Not waiting for Halloween to roll peoples yards is a tradition for you.
[] You re-arrange the local church signs when no one is looking (‘in the beginning the was Adam and Steve’ in stead of ‘Adam and Eve’ for example)
[] You think the Marquis De Sade was a rank novice.
[] You blame all of the bad stuff you do on your imaginary friend or a small child, which ever is handy.
[] When taking the ACT or SAT, you started yelling out answers even if they were right or wrong at the end of the session so that everyone has to take the test over.
[] You forge other peoples’ names when you spray paint graffiti dissing other people or gangs.
[] Instead of looking up porn on the Internet, you look for weird religions to get ideas from them when you start your own cult.
[] When you babysit younger children, do you tell the kids that their parents are really fattening them up to eat on next Thanksgiving?
[] You like conning your grandmother out of whatever you can get from her? (It was really hot out there when I cut your grass grand ma! I think I almost fainted but I did get the lawn cut…
[] You like telling other people old Monty Python skits/songs to the most exacting detail to people who could care less.
BLASPHEMOUS EVIL. Each ‘true’ statement is worth 10 points.
[] You like Tom Cruise/Brittney Spears.
[] You erased someone’s saved game files from a video game they were having a hard time with and you felt warm and fuzzy when you did it!
So add up your points and see how you rank in the Scoreboard of Ulitmate Evil! (out of 100 possible points)
0-30 points: Goody Two Shoes!
31-40 points: Naughty
41-50 points: Scoundrel
51-60 points: Dark Side Devotee
61-70 points: Truly Evil
80+ points: My hero!
In keeping up my reputation of evilness I tag the following: BWA HA HA HA!
So how do you rank?
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[] You know everyone’s’ lines by heart in the ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’.
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[] If you carpool, do you intentionally play music that annoys the crap out of your fellow travelers?
MINOR EVILS.
[] Inflicting a little pain on others during the day helps you sleep better at nights.
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[] Car turning signals? What are those?
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[] Rolling peoples yards is a Halloween tradition for you.
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[] You see the Emperor in ‘Star Wars’ as a role model.
[: evillaugh: ] You like telling people that your last Halloween party was a flop because you couldn’t find any virgins to sacrifice.
[] You think the difference between good and evil is not getting caught.
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GREATER EVILS:
[] Not waiting for Halloween to roll peoples yards is a tradition for you.
[] You re-arrange the local church signs when no one is looking (‘in the beginning the was Adam and Steve’ in stead of ‘Adam and Eve’ for example)
[] You think the Marquis De Sade was a rank novice.
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[] When taking the ACT or SAT, you started yelling out answers even if they were right or wrong at the end of the session so that everyone had to take the test over.
[] You forge other peoples’ names when you spray paint graffiti dissing other people or gangs.
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[ :evillaugh :] You like telling other people old Monty Python skits/songs to the most exacting detail to people who could care less.
BLASPHEMOUS EVIL.
[] You like Tom Cruise/Brittney Spears.
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53 points for me! Dark Side Devotee all the way baby! BOOYAH!
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So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage, or your strength, come nay further, for death awaits you all . . . with nasty big pointy teeth!
[] Red and black are your favorite colors.
[] You tag everyone you know on DA every time you get tagged for stuff similar to this.
[] You really like to play ‘Devil’s Advocate’ in arguments/discussions with others.
[x] You cheer for the bad guys in horror films. (often the goodies are tooooo annoying and I just want them dead)
[] Instead of having a ‘Jesus Fish’decal on your car, you have a fish with tentacles that says ‘Cthulhu’.
[] You know everyone’s’ lines by heart in the ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’.
[] You are wondering when they are going to make ‘Friday the 13th: The Musical’
[x] You say things intentionally that makes people wonder about your sanity. (ALL the time)
[] You are excessively cheerful in the mornings and drive the speed limit during rush hour traffic just to piss people off.
[] If you carpool, do you intentionally play music that annoys the crap out of your fellow travelers?
MINOR EVILS. Each ‘true’ statement is worth 2 points.
[] Inflicting a little pain on others during the day helps you sleep better at nights.
[] You eat the last piece of pizza/ drink the last beer from the fridge without asking anyone if they want any.
[x] Car turning signals? What are those? (err... I often screw up signals in my driving lessons. It's not intentional)
[] You like telling little kids that Barney was brutally murdered by Big Bird.
[] Rolling peoples yards is a Halloween tradition for you.
[x] You drive by churches during service on Sunday mornings with the radio blasting heavy metal/Goth/whatever music. (Sometimes this happens. I am an Athiest
[] You see the Emperor in ‘Star Wars’ as a role model.
[] You like telling people that your last Halloween party was a flop because you couldn’t find any virgins to sacrifice.
[] You think the difference between good and evil is not getting caught.
[] You intentionally leave the toilet seat up after you use the bathroom. (NO. I kill men who do this.)
GREATER EVILS: Each ‘true’ statement is worth 5 points.
[] Not waiting for Halloween to roll peoples yards is a tradition for you.
[] You re-arrange the local church signs when no one is looking (‘in the beginning the was Adam and Steve’ in stead of ‘Adam and Eve’ for example)
[] You think the Marquis De Sade was a rank novice.
[] You blame all of the bad stuff you do on your imaginary friend or a small child, which ever is handy.
[] When taking the ACT or SAT, you started yelling out answers even if they were right or wrong at the end of the session so that everyone has to take the test over.
[] You forge other peoples’ names when you spray paint graffiti dissing other people or gangs.
[] Instead of looking up porn on the Internet, you look for weird religions to get ideas from them when you start your own cult.
[] When you babysit younger children, do you tell the kids that their parents are really fattening them up to eat on next Thanksgiving?
[] You like conning your grandmother out of whatever you can get from her? (It was really hot out there when I cut your grass grand ma! I think I almost fainted but I did get the lawn cut…
[] You like telling other people old Monty Python skits/songs to the most exacting detail to people who could care less.
BLASPHEMOUS EVIL. Each ‘true’ statement is worth 10 points.
[] You like Tom Cruise/Brittney Spears.
[] You erased someone’s saved game files from a video game they were having a hard time with and you felt warm and fuzzy when you did it! (This once happened in my presence totally by mistake, so that doesn't count)
So add up your points and see how you rank in the Scoreboard of Ulitmate Evil! (out of 100 possible points)
I make that six. Obviously, I am just too good for this world!
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[] Red and black are your favorite colors.
[] You tag everyone you know on DA every time you get tagged for stuff similar to this.
[x] You really like to play ‘Devil’s Advocate’ in arguments/discussions with others.
[x] You cheer for the bad guys in horror films. (HELL YEAH.)
[] Instead of having a ‘Jesus Fish’decal on your car, you have a fish with tentacles that says ‘Cthulhu’.
[x] You know everyone’s’ lines by heart in the ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’.
[x] You are wondering when they are going to make ‘Friday the 13th: The Musical’
[x] You say things intentionally that makes people wonder about your sanity.
[x] You are excessively cheerful in the mornings and drive the speed limit during rush hour traffic just to piss people off.
[x] If you carpool, do you intentionally play music that annoys the crap out of your fellow travelers?
MINOR EVILS. Each ‘true’ statement is worth 2 points.
[] Inflicting a little pain on others during the day helps you sleep better at nights.
[] You eat the last piece of pizza/ drink the last beer from the fridge without asking anyone if they want any.
[] Car turning signals? What are those?
[x] You like telling little kids that Barney was brutally murdered by Big Bird.
[x] Rolling peoples yards is a Halloween tradition for you.
[x] You drive by churches during service on Sunday mornings with the radio blasting heavy metal/Goth/whatever music.
[x] You see the Emperor in ‘Star Wars’ as a role model.
[x] You like telling people that your last Halloween party was a flop because you couldn’t find any virgins to sacrifice.
[x] You think the difference between good and evil is not getting caught.
[] You intentionally leave the toilet seat up after you use the bathroom.
GREATER EVILS: Each ‘true’ statement is worth 5 points.
[x] (ONCE. <_<
[] You re-arrange the local church signs when no one is looking (‘in the beginning the was Adam and Steve’ in stead of ‘Adam and Eve’ for example)
[] You think the Marquis De Sade was a rank novice.
[x] You blame all of the bad stuff you do on your imaginary friend or a small child, which ever is handy.
[] When taking the ACT or SAT, you started yelling out answers even if they were right or wrong at the end of the session so that everyone has to take the test over.
[] You forge other peoples’ names when you spray paint graffiti dissing other people or gangs.
[] Instead of looking up porn on the Internet, you look for weird religions to get ideas from them when you start your own cult.
[x] When you babysit younger children, do you tell the kids that their parents are really fattening them up to eat on next Thanksgiving?
[] You like conning your grandmother out of whatever you can get from her? (It was really hot out there when I cut your grass grand ma! I think I almost fainted but I did get the lawn cut…
[x] You like telling other people old Monty Python skits/songs to the most exacting detail to people who could care less.
BLASPHEMOUS EVIL. Each ‘true’ statement is worth 10 points.
[x] You like Tom Cruise/Brittney Spears.
[X] You erased someone’s saved game files from a video game they were having a hard time with and you felt warm and fuzzy when you did it!
o.o Huh. "Darkside Devotee".
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A dream left to rot in the recesses of our minds does not die, but eats away at our souls like a cancer.
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So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage, or your strength, come nay further, for death awaits you all . . . with nasty big pointy teeth!
[] Red and black are your favorite colors.
[x] You tag everyone you know on DA every time you get tagged for stuff similar to this.
[x] You really like to play ‘Devil’s Advocate’ in arguments/discussions with others.
[x] You cheer for the bad guys in horror films.
[] Instead of having a ‘Jesus Fish’decal on your car, you have a fish with tentacles that says ‘Cthulhu’.
[x] You know everyone’s’ lines by heart in the ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’.
[x] You are wondering when they are going to make ‘Friday the 13th: The Musical’
[x] You say things intentionally that makes people wonder about your sanity.
[x] You are excessively cheerful in the mornings and drive the speed limit during rush hour traffic just to piss people off.
[x] If you carpool, do you intentionally play music that annoys the crap out of your fellow travelers?
MINOR EVILS. Each ‘true’ statement is worth 2 points.
[] Inflicting a little pain on others during the day helps you sleep better at nights.
[x] You eat the last piece of pizza/ drink the last beer from the fridge without asking anyone if they want any.
[] Car turning signals? What are those?
[] You like telling little kids that Barney was brutally murdered by Big Bird.
[] Rolling peoples yards is a Halloween tradition for you.
[] You drive by churches during service on Sunday mornings with the radio blasting heavy metal/Goth/whatever music.
[x] You see the Emperor in ‘Star Wars’ as a role model.
[x] You like telling people that your last Halloween party was a flop because you couldn’t find any virgins to sacrifice.
[x] You think the difference between good and evil is not getting caught.
[] You intentionally leave the toilet seat up after you use the bathroom.
GREATER EVILS: Each ‘true’ statement is worth 5 points.
[] Not waiting for Halloween to roll peoples yards is a tradition for you.
[] You re-arrange the local church signs when no one is looking (‘in the beginning the was Adam and Steve’ in stead of ‘Adam and Eve’ for example)
[x] You think the Marquis De Sade was a rank novice.
[x] You blame all of the bad stuff you do on your imaginary friend or a small child, which ever is handy.
[] When taking the ACT or SAT, you started yelling out answers even if they were right or wrong at the end of the session so that everyone has to take the test over.
[] You forge other peoples’ names when you spray paint graffiti dissing other people or gangs.
[x] Instead of looking up porn on the Internet, you look for weird religions to get ideas from them when you start your own cult.
[] When you babysit younger children, do you tell the kids that their parents are really fattening them up to eat on next Thanksgiving?
[x] You like conning your grandmother out of whatever you can get from her? (It was really hot out there when I cut your grass grand ma! I think I almost fainted but I did get the lawn cut…
[x] You like telling other people old Monty Python skits/songs to the most exacting detail to people who could care less.
BLASPHEMOUS EVIL. Each ‘true’ statement is worth 10 points.
[] You like Tom Cruise/Brittney Spears.
[x] You erased someone’s saved game files from a video game they were having a hard time with and you felt warm and fuzzy when you did it!
51! Dark Side Devotee!
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You know that little voice in your head, the one that tells you the difference between right and wrong?
...wait, you do? .....so it really does exist...
[] Red and black are your favorite colors.
[x] You tag everyone you know on DA every time you get tagged for stuff similar to this.
[] You really like to play ‘Devil’s Advocate’ in arguments/discussions with others.
[x] You cheer for the bad guys in horror films. (sometimes)
[] Instead of having a ‘Jesus Fish’decal on your car, you have a fish with tentacles that says ‘Cthulhu’.
[] You know everyone’s’ lines by heart in the ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’.
[] You are wondering when they are going to make ‘Friday the 13th: The Musical’
[] You say things intentionally that makes people wonder about your sanity.
[x] You are excessively cheerful in the mornings and drive the speed limit during rush hour traffic just to piss people off.
[] If you carpool, do you intentionally play music that annoys the crap out of your fellow travelers?
MINOR EVILS. Each ‘true’ statement is worth 2 points.
[] Inflicting a little pain on others during the day helps you sleep better at nights.
[x] You eat the last piece of pizza/ drink the last beer from the fridge without asking anyone if they want any. (only in my house)
[x] Car turning signals? What are those? XD
[] You like telling little kids that Barney was brutally murdered by Big Bird.
[] Rolling peoples yards is a Halloween tradition for you.
[] You drive by churches during service on Sunday mornings with the radio blasting heavy metal/Goth/whatever music.
[] You see the Emperor in ‘Star Wars’ as a role model.
[] You like telling people that your last Halloween party was a flop because you couldn’t find any virgins to sacrifice.
[] You think the difference between good and evil is not getting caught.
[x] You intentionally leave the toilet seat up after you use the bathroom. (usually I forget)
GREATER EVILS: Each ‘true’ statement is worth 5 points.
[] Not waiting for Halloween to roll peoples yards is a tradition for you.
[x] You re-arrange the local church signs when no one is looking (‘in the beginning the was Adam and Steve’ in stead of ‘Adam and Eve’ for example)
[] You think the Marquis De Sade was a rank novice.
[x] You blame all of the bad stuff you do on your imaginary friend or a small child, which ever is handy. (everytime)
[] When taking the ACT or SAT, you started yelling out answers even if they were right or wrong at the end of the session so that everyone has to take the test over.
[] You forge other peoples’ names when you spray paint graffiti dissing other people or gangs.
[] Instead of looking up porn on the Internet, you look for weird religions to get ideas from them when you start your own cult.
[] When you babysit younger children, do you tell the kids that their parents are really fattening them up to eat on next Thanksgiving?
[x] You like conning your grandmother out of whatever you can get from her? (It was really hot out there when I cut your grass grand ma! I think I almost fainted but I did get the lawn cut…
[] You like telling other people old Monty Python skits/songs to the most exacting detail to people who could care less.
BLASPHEMOUS EVIL. Each ‘true’ statement is worth 10 points.
[] You like Tom Cruise/Brittney Spears.
[x] You erased someone’s saved game files from a video game they were having a hard time with and you felt warm and fuzzy when you did it! (heh he uses cheats)
34 XD lol Naughty...
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Yukimura: Wouldn't now be a great time for some sake?
Saizo: Lord Yukimura, excessive drinking is bad for your health.
Yukimura:Really? What are you, my wife now?
Saizo: If it so... pleases you, my lord.
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A dream left to rot in the recesses of our minds does not die, but eats away at our souls like a cancer.
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A dream left to rot in the recesses of our minds does not die, but eats away at our souls like a cancer.
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